No more telltale hooks on the ceiling
You’ve had to make a thousand excuses for those telltale hooks and ceiling mounts that could reveal your sinful activities.
“It’s for plants! We want to get into plants.” “Uh…sometimes we hang meats and herbs to dry! Yup, so many herbs and meats…”
Nobody needs to know you’re having so much fun. You wouldn’t want your friends getting jealous of your fulfilling love life, right? It might hurt their feelings.
Introducing our dummy smoke detector, helping you hide the hook or ceiling mount of your sex swing in a millisecond.
We’ve seen all kinds of fake smoke detectors for sex swings out there (someone even repurposed plastic IKEA flowerpots), but none are very convincing. That’s why we designed our own, and we hope you like it!
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